Given the news about the reunion, and with apologies to our younger, non-Monty Python aware readership, we thought this was appropriate….
Pet Shop Owner (B. Gray, esq.): Morning, how can I help?
Philip Hammond: I wish to make a complaint.
BG: We’re closed for equalities training. And Lent.
PH: Never mind that my lad. I’m the Minister. I wish to complain about this Government Owned, Contractor Operated competition for Defence Equipment and Support what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
BG: Ooh yes, he’s a lovely GoCo isn’t he. What’s wrong with it?
PH: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. It’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it! Another consortium has pulled out of the process, citing lack of commercial viability under the proposed draft contract.
BG: No, no, it’s only resting. It’ll be fine in the morning.
Read the whole parody at:
http://spendmatters.co.uk/mod-goco-pining-for-the-fiords/
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